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Message: <blockquote data-quote="GivesTerribleAdvice" data-source="post: 211220" data-attributes="member: 36187">Ah yes, Grant Thornton’s final stage assessment centre.First off, bring your own stapler. At GT, stationery dominance is everything.Next, when they ask you to do a group exercise, insist on leading a guided meditation instead. Say it’s a “strategic mindfulness audit.” Don’t let anyone speak until they’ve understood you.In the interview, only answer questions using the format of Love Island confessionals. E.g., “So I walked into the boardroom, yeah, and I was like, this valuation is giving cringe vibes.”Also, they love initiative – so bring your own snacks and start selling them to other candidates at a 40% markup. If you don’t receive an offer, it’s only because they weren’t ready for your visionary leadership.Best of luck!</blockquote>

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