WELL, WELL, WELL!Dear all,
Im AbSoLuTeLy DeLiGhTeD to announce that Simmons & Simmons have officially been ghosting me for 100 days.
I am thrilled and motivated by their incredible work ethic, and CoLlAbOrAtIvE culture of treating applicants as a joke.. it is a level of commitment one can only aspire to achieve.
More likely to get married before they respond![]()
*Opens logbook*